As I prepare to do author talks for my forthcoming book, Black Smoke, I recently asked my social media followers to come up with food-related “hype names” for me. I asked them to channel a ring announcer’s vibe. Here’s the list, including the good and the terrible:
- Adam of Ribs
- Ayatollah of Pork and Smokah
- Babe of BBQ
- Bard of Bones
- Bard of Barbecue
- Baron of Babyback
- Baron of Barbeque
- Big Enjoyer of Burnt Ends
- Bishop of Brisket
- Bishop of Burnt Ends
- Bonaparte of Short Ribs
- Bubba of Brisket
- Castellan of Cornbread
- Chairman of the Charbroiled (or Charcoal)
- Chief of Chitlins
- Crown Prince of Coleslaw
- Czar of Char
- Daddy of Down Home Dishes and Desserts
- Director of Dry Rub
- Duke of Delicious
- Duke of Deviled Eggs
- Duke of Pork
- Earl of Eatin’
- Emperor of Black-eyed Peas
- Fate of the Plates
- GOAT of Grill
- Gobbler of Cobblers
- Governor of Greens
- Grilla in Manila
- Griot of Good Food (or Grub)
- Gullah Flavor Maharajah
- Guv’nah of the Grill
- Guru of Greens
- High Potentate of Hot Links
- Historian of Hot Links
- Head Hog
- History’s Answer to What’s For Dinner
- Inquisitor of Iced Tea
- Jefe Chef
- Keeper of the Sacred Smoke
- Khan of Cornbread
- King of Coleslaw
- King of Kool-Aid
- King of the Smoke Ring
- Lord of the Greens
- Lord of the Links
- Lord of the Smoke Ring
- Mac Daddy of Mac ‘N’ Cheese
- Maestro of Mac ‘n’ Cheese
- Maestro of Maillard
- Marquis of Mac & Cheese
- Master of Meat
- Michelangelo of the McRib
- Pharaoh of Fire
- Potentate of Potato Salad
- Prime Minister of Prime Rib
- Prince of the Pit
- Professor of Pulled Pork
- Raconteur of Ribs
- Raja of Ribs
- Regent of Red Drink
- Regent of Ribs
- Rhapsodist of Red Drink
- Rock of Ribs
- Rollin’ to the ribs
- Ruler of Rib Tips
- Sage of Smoke Rings
- Samurai of Slabs
- Sauce Boss
- Scion on Soul Food
- Sir Barksalot
- Sir Styrofoam
- Sommelier of Smoke
- Smoke Whisperer
- Spice is his vice
- Spice Jam
- Stimulator of Salivation
- Sultan of Sauce (or Smoke)
- Swami of Sauce
- Swami of Umami
- Titan of Sweet Tea
- Viscount of Vinegar
- Warrior of the Baste Land
- Wizard of White Bread
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